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wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

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drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

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dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

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